1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,040 Hi! 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,360 Oh, don't look at me like that. 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,240 You've got a face like a burst settee. 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,320 - I asked for a trim. - You look good. 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:15,320 You look French - which is good. 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,240 Hello, uh, Lily, Clary. Sorry. 7 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,480 Uh, bonjour! 8 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,120 I know it's a big ask 9 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,160 but, um, could we possibly swap tables? 10 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,680 It's just that, three years ago, me and Sophie 11 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,520 had our first date sitting where you are now, 12 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:38,000 and today I'm going to ask her a very important question. 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,840 - Ohh... - Yes, yes. 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,560 Come on, Clary, let's move. 15 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:45,200 You get more legroom and we'll have front row seats for the cabaret. 16 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,400 - Good luck, good luck. - Thank you. Thank you. 17 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,400 - Shh! - Oh! She's coming, she's coming. 18 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,320 She's here. 19 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,840 - Sophie! - Oh, Sammy, I have had a day of it. 20 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,160 - I was wondering... - I've just been working on my year three's 21 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,600 - Halloween project. - Sophie... 22 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,240 Did you know, spiders don't have any teeth? 23 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,520 Thank you. 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,080 Sophie, there's something I need to say. 25 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,520 I'm all ears. 26 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:15,360 Um, three years ago, we had our first date - here - 27 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:21,920 and, well, there's no-one I'd rather have adventures with, so, um... 28 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,680 Um, Sophie Sweetley... 29 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,480 ..will you marry me? 30 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,840 Yes! Yes! 31 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,840 APPLAUSE 32 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,720 No! No, stop, thief! 33 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,920 Stop! Stop, thief! 34 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,120 HE GROANS 35 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,200 - My hero! - So you didn't catch him, then? 36 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,840 No. Not even Usain Bolt could have caught him, 37 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,000 and I'm not Usain Bolt. 38 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,000 - Oh! - Well, on the plus side, she did say yes. 39 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Oh, yes. No, I know, I know. 40 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,280 But that man - I mean, he's ruined Sophie's special moment. 41 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,560 Yeah. He won't get away with it. Newton's third law - 42 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,920 every action has an equal and opposite reaction. 43 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,400 Karma, in't it? 44 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,920 CHILD: We caught up with you 45 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:43,680 Now you'll steal no more 46 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:48,120 For your dirty tricks 47 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:52,440 You have met your fate. 48 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,000 {\an8} from their humble abode 49 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 {\an8} 50 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,160 {\an8} 51 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,480 ALL SINGING ALONG: Monster mash 52 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,000 53 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,280 Anyway, this scumbag got away with three handbags, 54 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,920 two phones, and a mobility scooter outside the bingo. 55 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,520 ALL: 56 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:34,760 Good morning. 57 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,040 Oh, Sophie. I heard. What an absolute tragedy. 58 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,240 I assume the engagement's off now? 59 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,040 No. Why would it be? 60 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,560 Well, you might be cursed. 61 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:47,400 Let's, erm... Let's get your gown on. Why would you say that? 62 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,880 How are you doing? 63 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,440 Oh. Not bad. I just... I can't believe someone would steal a ring 64 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,840 in broad daylight. 65 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,000 - I know. It's such a bobby dazzler as well. - Yeah. 66 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,920 Belonged to Sammy's grandmother, and it was completely irreplaceable. 67 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,800 - But on the bright side, I'm getting married. - BOTH: 68 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,240 Yeah. And I've asked my friend Venetia to be maid of honour. 69 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,560 I think maybe a big bouncy blowout for her. 70 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,600 BELL RINGS 71 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,600 Oh. Hello, Sammy. 72 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,560 - Hello. - My Sammy, husband-to-be. 73 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,680 Hiya. 74 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,520 - Are you OK? - Oh, you know, mustn't grumble. 75 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,360 Just trying to channel my energy into something positive. 76 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,840 So, uh, can I leave some flyers? 77 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,280 Yeah. Whatever for? 78 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:25,040 Well, as you may know, I run the neighbourhood watch scheme, 79 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:27,640 so I've teamed up with the local estate agents 80 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:31,560 to form a Halloween Action Group - HAG. 81 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,680 - None taken. - We've got a meeting tonight at eight. 82 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,040 I hope to see you there. 83 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,000 - Oh. Can I have two? - Of course. 84 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 - Thank you. - Start with this one. We should head off. 85 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,640 Yes. Oh, one more thing - 86 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,000 Could you pay a visit to my grandmother? 87 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,000 She's housebound because somebody stole her scooter. 88 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,400 - WHISPERS: - The mobility scooter. - And I know she'd love a haircut. 89 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah, sure. Just give me address and time, I'll be there. 90 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 - Lovely. - OK, let's go. Lots to plan. 91 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,000 - Hi. - Sorry we don't keep cash in the house. 92 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,080 No, I've got an appointment with Mrs Marigold. 93 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,680 And you are? 94 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,000 Lily. Lily Petal. 95 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,200 Is Mrs Marigold expecting you? 96 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,240 Yeah. Well, very much hope so. 97 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,720 Her grandson's arranged for me to cut her hair. 98 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,960 Do you have any identification? 99 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,200 Moses, leave the lady alone. 100 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,000 Come on in, love. 101 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,440 I guess you can come in. 102 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,000 Thanks. Right. 103 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Thank you very much. 104 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,720 Miss Margaret Marigold. 105 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:53,640 I can introduce myself, you know, Moses. 106 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:57,240 Lily Petal. I am here to attend to your crowning glory. 107 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,040 Oh, wonderful. 108 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,360 Because, as you can see, my hairdo is more of a hair-don't. 109 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,600 No. 110 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,760 Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow. 111 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,400 I'm counting the moments. 112 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,720 Me too. 113 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,920 - Goodbye. - Ah, he's a lovely lad. 114 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,000 Right, so I need somewhere to set up my salon. 115 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,640 Well, it's a bit cluttered round here. 116 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,680 I can't manage the stairs any more, you know. 117 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,760 - It's OK. - But maybe you could set up in the kitchen. 118 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,120 - Great. - But sit down. Move the cat. 119 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,000 OK. 120 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,920 Hey. Oh... 121 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,080 - He's 77. - What? 122 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,760 Oh, in cat years? 123 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,840 No, he was stuffed 60 years ago. 124 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,600 You mean he's dead? 125 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,240 Well, what do you think? 126 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,080 Move him. 127 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,440 Careful! 128 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,440 My late husband, Tarquin, was an extremely accomplished 129 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:49,000 taxidermist. A miracle worker. 130 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,320 The immortal Mr Marigold - that's what they called him. 131 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:56,640 And do they feel like good company, these animals, or...? 132 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,880 No, they're dead. 133 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,320 Yeah. 134 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,040 Anyway, I don't need company. 135 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:08,560 I have my grandson and his fiancee, 136 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,000 - and Moses. - Mm. 137 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,920 And the people at the top of the stairs. 138 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,200 I'm sorry, I thought you lived here alone. 139 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,240 So did I, 140 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:22,240 but there's a strange bunch of folk who moved in upstairs. 141 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,520 What kind of folk? 142 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:27,080 Well, I think they're a religious cult, 143 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,080 because I hear them talking in tongues 144 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,440 and chanting strange numbers. 145 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:36,320 - PORTENTOUSLY: - 500,000, 600,000. 146 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:40,560 And then I hear the chime of the temple bell 147 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,440 and smell a beautiful sweetness. 148 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,880 And are they up there now? 149 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,120 Yeah, I think they probably are. 150 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,960 Maybe you could have a word with them. 151 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,320 About what? 152 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:54,080 Ask them to keep the noise down, for one. 153 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,200 And I don't mind them living above me, 154 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,200 but I don't want them coming down here. 155 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,760 Right. 156 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,160 Oh, hello? 157 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,440 Hello? 158 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,560 Hello, is anyone here? 159 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,640 TAP DRIPS 160 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,040 SHE GASPS 161 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,920 Hello, Mr Badger. Rough night? 162 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,640 What's in here? More antique roadkill? 163 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,800 Are you OK, Lily? Is there anybody there? 164 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,800 No, I think we're all right. 165 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:16,480 She asked me to go upstairs, and so I went upstairs. 166 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,320 And was anyone there? 167 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,120 No-one living. 168 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,960 No-one, then. 169 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,240 Clary, I stepped into that room and I felt the most almighty chill. 170 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,400 There have been loads of research studies into this. 171 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,760 When people visit a house that they believe to be "haunted", 172 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,760 they often report a sudden drop in temperature - "an icy chill". 173 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:37,880 Because ghosts absorb heat when they're trying to manifest. 174 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,080 Ghosts aren't real. 175 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,400 What if I told you I'd seen one? 176 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,680 Have...you seen one? 177 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:46,240 No, but I used to cut the hair of the next-door neighbour 178 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,640 of the Enfield Poltergeist, 179 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,760 and she told me that her house was always freezing. 180 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,800 There is no sudden drop in temperature. 181 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,360 When we feel fear, we produce adrenaline 182 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,280 as part of our fight-or-flight response, 183 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:58,520 and it's the adrenaline that makes you feel a bit shivery. 184 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,200 Bit of a buzzkill, Clary. 185 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,720 - Anyway, you'll have a chance to see for yourself. - Why? 186 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,000 She's asked us to dye her hair green for Halloween. 187 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,160 Well, no-one should do that. 188 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,160 MUSIC: Ghost Town by The Specials 189 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,640 MUSIC CONTINUES QUIETLY 190 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,360 Well, this is both more and less than I imagined. 191 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,880 Hello, guys. 192 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,920 Cup of tea? Coffee? Ovaltine? 193 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,520 BOTH: Tea, please. 194 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,400 Hi, ladies! 195 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,680 Wincey! This is a bit previous, isn't it? 196 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,240 Well, I thought I'd give her a trial run, you know? 197 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,720 Yeah. This is holding up well, though, isn't it? 198 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,680 Yeah. It's defying the laws of gravity. 199 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,160 I'm not sure it'll survive overnight, though. 200 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,360 How are you going to sleep? Upside down like a bat? 201 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,360 Oh, well, I'll just pull an all-nighter. 202 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,080 You look absolutely hideous, Wincey. 203 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,280 Oh, Clary. Stop it. 204 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,520 See you later. Hello! 205 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,560 Lily. Clary. Do you want to... Do you want to join me? 206 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,080 - We can grab a few biscuits. - No. 207 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,920 Sorry, what? 208 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,960 It's one biscuit per person. 209 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,040 Custard cream or fig roll. 210 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,680 Them's the rules. 211 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,360 Right. Well, I suppose this is about law and order, 212 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,360 so, um, would you like to join me 213 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,480 and we can all have...a biscuit? 214 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,800 - Hello. - Hi. - I know you! 215 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:23,560 I've seen you down at your salon, crimping and styling. 216 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:26,040 Well, that certainly sounds like me. 217 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,680 And how are you finding life in Blossom Vale? 218 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,320 Is it everything you hoped and dreamed of? 219 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,680 Oh, no complaints. I love it. 220 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:33,280 Mm-hm. Well, if you do get cold feet, 221 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,000 now is a very good time to sell. 222 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,760 And your salon does represent 223 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:40,120 an excellent commercial/residential opportunity. 224 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,360 Well, that's very reassuring/not at all interesting, 225 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,040 because I'm very happy. 226 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,160 - I love it. - Ah! 227 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,840 - Venetia! - Oh, darling. 228 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,920 I see you two have met. Venetia is an estate agent. 229 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,000 - Yeah, I got that. - Yeah. And she's my maid of honour, 230 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,040 so you two will be spending a lot of time together. 231 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,440 - Can't wait. - See what I mean about the slightly limp hair? 232 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,280 - Yeah. A bouncy blow. - Yes, please. 233 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:05,640 I'm going to go grab a seat, get a prime position. 234 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,480 Have you done something with your hair? It's... 235 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,200 Yes. 236 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,560 I like it. It's nice. 237 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,800 Really? 238 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,720 Yeah. I'm coming round to it. 239 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,240 METAL CLANGS 240 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,240 Hello, everybody. 241 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,320 Thank you all so much for coming. 242 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:28,120 Now, as you know, crime can be devastating on people's lives 243 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:31,520 and their mental health and on property prices, 244 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,280 so it is my great honour to introduce to you 245 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:39,200 the head of the local neighbourhood watch - Mr Samuel Marigold. 246 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 247 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,720 Hello. Good evening. 248 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:49,600 Recently, I proposed marriage to the girl of my dreams, Sophie. 249 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,440 APPLAUSE 250 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,720 It was a magical moment, until one man stole a ring 251 00:12:55,720 --> 00:13:00,320 that's been in my family for three generations. 252 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:04,520 But it's not just about the value of the thing you've lost. 253 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,840 Crime has a way of changing people. 254 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,040 It seeps into your soul. 255 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,360 DOG BARKS 256 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,440 Sorry, love, wrong house. Sorry, sorry. 257 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,040 KNOCKS ON DOOR 258 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:58,560 That's why Halloween seems such a bad idea this year. 259 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:02,200 But I will be setting up a task force - 260 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:07,360 volunteers in high-vis jackets with loudspeakers, 261 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,560 enforcing discipline on the trick or treaters. 262 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,800 PHONE BEEPS 263 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,800 Who would like to sign up? 264 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,040 I would love to hold your loudspeaker. 265 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,440 It's a yes! 266 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,120 Right. Sophie? 267 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,160 Oh, sorry. I've got a food delivery. I've got to run. 268 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,760 You were amazing. Your speech was magnificent. 269 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,600 I love you. 270 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,720 - WHISPERS: - I told you she was cursed. 271 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,000 Anyone else? 272 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,520 Mr Marigold, I really think it's brilliant 273 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,400 that you're trying to help out, 274 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,480 - but we don't want to antagonise... - Well, what's the alternative?! 275 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,160 Oh, OK. Um... 276 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:50,360 Well, we.... We could do something that brings the community together. 277 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,480 - Right. - So if we went trick or treating, 278 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,560 - you know, it would be done responsibly. - Right. 279 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,320 ..we could just have a party. 280 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,600 We could have a hair-lo-ween party. 281 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,600 - That's very good. - We can have a hair 'um scare 'um 282 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,240 scary hair party. 283 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,280 I can open up the salon and I can help with hair and make-up. 284 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:12,200 - Exhibit A. - Mm. - And we can all go 285 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,600 And then after that, bats, cats, ghouls in hats - 286 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,400 everyone onto the dance floor for a disco. 287 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,200 APPLAUSE 288 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,000 So I think maybe we all need to take a breath. 289 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,400 Would you like a cup of tea? 290 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,680 Yes, please. 291 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,360 CLEARS THROAT 292 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,320 Hey, Sammy. I hope you didn't feel that we were treading on your toes. 293 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,920 No. No, not at all. 294 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,000 To be honest, I think you saved me from myself. 295 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,960 I've been getting a bit worked up lately. 296 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,200 Well, it's understandable. 297 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,200 Oh, granny loves her haircut, by the way. 298 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,560 - Yeah? - Yeah. Said you were a real artist. 299 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,440 Like Salvador Dali with styling mousse. 300 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,440 I'll take it. Hey, I did want to talk to you about something. 301 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,440 - Mm? - Has she ever spoken to you about the people living upstairs? 302 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,560 Oh, yes. Frequently. 303 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,680 And? 304 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,280 Oh, well, I've told her before, 305 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,320 only three people have a key to that house - 306 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,280 me, Sophie and Moses. 307 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:07,520 As for the people upstairs, well, they live in her imagination. 308 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,320 Mm. 309 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,640 Excuse me. 310 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:17,680 Hello. I wondered how I might acquire a riot shield. 311 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,040 - Uh... - Possibly two or three. - Erm... 312 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,640 This is amazing. Is this a sparrow hawk? 313 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,200 - It is. - It is. 314 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,240 Its life cut short by my ginger tom, Tiddles, 315 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,560 who is now curled up on the sofa. 316 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:41,160 Right. So I'll just go and mix up my magic potion. 317 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,000 Do you have to? 318 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,840 No. Sorry, have I misunderstood? I thought we were going green today. 319 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,360 Well. The thing is... 320 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:54,080 ..I don't want to shut my eyes because I'm terrified 321 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,080 of what I might see when I open them again. 322 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,040 Oh, Mrs Marigold. 323 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,040 They came back. There's a man and a woman, 324 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,000 and they got into some kind of skirmish. 325 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,800 She was screaming. 326 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,160 Oh, she was screaming her head off. 327 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,040 And I yelled at them to stop. 328 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:17,000 And then there was the most terrifying silence. 329 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,080 And did someone go upstairs to see? 330 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,000 Moses. He said there was no-one there. 331 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,840 And then he took me out to the bingo and I won �50. 332 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,000 So it wasn't all bad. 333 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,480 Well, it sounds as if whoever was up there has scarpered, so... 334 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,600 PING 335 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,600 What? 336 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,880 Did you hear that? 337 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,320 - Hear what? - The pinging noise. 338 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,280 Oh. That's the temple bell. 339 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,800 They use that in their sacred rituals. 340 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,240 Hang on. 341 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,480 Have you got any large carnivores? 342 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,320 Hey, Owl Pacino, have you seen anything? 343 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,720 No. Anyone else? Foxy music? Creepy kids? 344 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,760 Right. 345 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,560 FREEZER BUZZES 346 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,600 SIREN WAILS 347 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,440 I've got you... 348 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,160 ..a nice cup of tea. 349 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,080 There we go. 350 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,960 - Thank you. - That's all right. 351 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,600 How are you doing? 352 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,760 You never get used to seeing dead bodies. 353 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,520 Did you... Did you notice that he was all covered in dust? 354 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,680 - Really? - Yeah, like black dust. 355 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,360 It was like he'd been sprinkled with black pepper or something. 356 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:29,000 Are you saying it's cannibalism? 357 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,680 I don't... I don't actually know why I said that. 358 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,280 Tell you what, though, I couldn't swear it, 359 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,200 but he looked very like the guy who stole Sophie's engagement ring. 360 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,800 Yeah, it was. And everything else that's gone missing around here. 361 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,200 I think that this was his hiding place, 362 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:48,760 and then somebody found him and carried out some vigilante justice. 363 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,320 - OVER RADIO: - PC Watson, come in. 364 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,280 Right, I better get back. 365 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:58,040 Right. Here we are. 366 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,880 That's very hot. 367 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,600 - All right? - Leave it there. 368 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:07,440 You see - I knew there was something going on in this house, 369 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,680 and now they're making human sacrifices. 370 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:13,000 I'm sorry, Granny. I should have listened. 371 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,560 You know, it's ridiculous you living here 372 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,840 in this great big house on your own. 373 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,240 Sophie always says you should downsize. 374 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,560 Oh, she does, does she? 375 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,200 Naughty little mare. 376 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,960 She'd love to get her hands on my title deeds. 377 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,440 - What? - I'm not moving. 378 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,520 You can sell this place over my dead body. 379 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,000 Right. 380 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,160 - Any news? - Not really. He's still dead. 381 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,720 Right. 382 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,600 Hey, did you ever find out about that pinging noise? 383 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,920 No, I didn't. 384 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,520 And there is one more place I could look. 385 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,080 Hey, can you keep him talking? 386 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,240 SHE CLEARS THROAT 387 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,680 Adam. 388 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,600 - Hello. - Hey. - How... 389 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,520 Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, not bad. CSI just... 390 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:06,040 - CSI? As in the American television franchise. - Yeah, we... 391 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,600 Oh, yes. It's in the van. 392 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,120 OK. Hold on. 393 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,040 We used to call them scene of crime officers, 394 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,400 but CSI has greater public recognition. 395 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,280 Toffee? 396 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,640 MOSES SHOUTS 397 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,080 Moses! Moses! Flaming Moses! 398 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,000 - What is this stuff? - Don't worry, It's hairspray. It's mainly alcohol 399 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,400 - with a twist of vitamin B5. - What are you doing here? 400 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,480 What are YOU doing, squirrelling yourself away up in the eaves? 401 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,360 I've been living here for six weeks. 402 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,920 Ever since they put the rent up on my last place. 403 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,400 It was either here or underneath the railway arches. 404 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,240 Oh. Fair enough. 405 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,640 Microwave - your ping gave you away. 406 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,160 Oh, I was heating up my sticky toffee pudding. 407 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:25,360 And I am a sticky toffee pudding-seeking missile. 408 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,320 - Please, come in. - Yeah, sticky toffee pudding has got me through 409 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,320 many a long, dark night of the soul. 410 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,680 Me too. 411 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,680 I hate to break it to you, Moses, but I do not think Mrs Marigold's 412 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,560 family are going to be best pleased that you're here. 413 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,480 Mrs Marigold's family do not even take proper care of her, 414 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,320 but I am able to watch over her all through the night. 415 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,960 How do you do that, exactly? 416 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,040 Oh, I have a baby monitor. 417 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,160 Oh. 418 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,160 - CLARY: - What exactly is the difference between 419 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,560 a coroner and a pathologist? 420 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,240 That's my girl. 421 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:59,280 So, hang on - you've been here six weeks, you say? 422 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:03,600 - Yes. - And in that time, have you seen or heard 423 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,480 anything out of the ordinary? 424 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,560 No. Why, what happened? 425 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,240 Someone's been murdered, Moses. 426 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,080 And their body has been stashed in the deep freeze 427 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,640 in the taxidermy room. 428 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,080 No, no, I know nothing of this. What happened? Who was it? 429 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,280 I don't know. Have you heard anything? Not even on that? 430 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,440 No. I work 35-hour weeks, do lots of community activities, 431 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,520 and also take Mrs Marigold to bingo. 432 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,560 I think you're going to have to speak to the police, Moses. 433 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,320 - They need to know who was living in the house. - Are the police here now? 434 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,920 Yes, downstairs. 435 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,480 I'll take you down. 436 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,240 Wait, erm... 437 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,720 The hatch in the door is a little tricky to open. 438 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,000 I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself. 439 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,640 Thank you. Moses. Chivalry's not dead. 440 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,200 Of course not. 441 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,800 Moses! Moses, you rat bag! 442 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,320 Oh, Moses, you daft apeth. 443 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,880 Don't run away! 444 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,920 They'll think it's you! 445 00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,040 MUSIC: Rock The Casbah by The Clash 446 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,160 All right, Clary, you want something? 447 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,040 - SHOUTING: - I would like some answers, please. Can I speak to Venetia? 448 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,880 Can I speak to Venetia, please? 449 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,920 Oh, did somebody say my name? 450 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,760 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 451 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,560 Hello. 452 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,920 I'm just a bit surprised to see a picture of Mrs Marigold's house 453 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,480 in your window. 454 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,520 Oh, don't be surprised. 455 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,600 We often put pictures of houses in our windows. 456 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,800 Yes. It's just that she said that she would never, ever move, 457 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,040 and they would sell that house over her dead body. 458 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:51,400 Oh, I know. Old people can be so stuck in their ways sometimes, 459 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:55,560 can't they? Bless their little mobility scooters. 460 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,120 I think you're selling her house when she doesn't want it sold. 461 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,960 I see the dilemma. 462 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,920 Well, we haven't actually drawn up contracts, 463 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,000 but we often put houses on our list 464 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,800 just to test the market. 465 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,760 And if someone makes an offer? 466 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,040 Then I shall have to pay Mrs Marigold a visit. 467 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,200 I can be very persuasive. 468 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,640 I mean, that is outrageous. 469 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,600 I know. Thanks for coming. We'll see you next time. 470 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,040 Thanks very much. 471 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,000 I think they're trying to force her out. 472 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,560 Oh! I mean, I know she can't get upstairs and the place looks like 473 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,280 Beatrix Potter's garage, but it is her decision to make. 474 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,640 Have you got a minute? 475 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,920 Because I have just made the most marvellous wedding moodboard. 476 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,760 - Lily? - Sorry, my mind was on something else. 477 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,520 Oh, not that awful incident at Sammy's grandmother's house? 478 00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:01,680 No, I was actually thinking about those voices that she heard. 479 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:06,000 You know, incanting the strange numbers - 500,000, 600,000. 480 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,920 That was you and Venetia, wasn't it? 481 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,760 Discussing how much you'd get for the place. 482 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,360 OK, we may have had the odd chinwag. 483 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,240 Just run a few numbers up the flagpole. 484 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,640 But it's not your house. 485 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,720 Yes, but Sammy lives in his parents' old place, 486 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,600 which is literally falling apart. 487 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,520 It's full of holes. It's never even had central heating. 488 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,160 And she lives in something resembling 489 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,680 a Hammer House of Horrors. 490 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,800 Now, you see, if they both sold up, we could all buy 491 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,000 something lovely, with a granny flat. 492 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,440 Yeah, but she doesn't want to sell. 493 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,560 Yes, but she's going to have to stop being so stubborn 494 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,560 and give me what I want. 495 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,280 I want to be warm and safe... 496 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,200 ..and live somewhere that doesn't have silverfish 497 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,880 scuttling up the walls. 498 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,600 Is that really too much to ask? 499 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,000 Sammy, it's great news, isn't it, 500 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,840 that the police recovered all that stolen property? 501 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,480 Including your grandmother's ring. 502 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,200 I know, I know. I might propose all over again. 503 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,000 THEY LAUGH 504 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:05,080 Oh! Look at that dinky little street lamp. 505 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,000 Oh, no. It's been smashed. 506 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,560 Who would do something like that? 507 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,040 I have no idea. And it's Sammy's house as well. Did you know? 508 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,640 - No! - Yeah. Yeah, I've been trying to get him to fix the lamp 509 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,040 for ages, but he won't do anything about it. 510 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,240 He's very sexy, but completely useless. 511 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,440 Well, I suppose that's the right way round. 512 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,320 Sorry, everyone, it's my grandmother's house. 513 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,320 - I don't think she'll want to be bothered. - Shall we go there? 514 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,960 Are you sure about that? The house is giving off 515 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,080 some pretty solid trick-or-treat-me vibes. 516 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,400 Well, at least we know what she did with her bingo winnings. 517 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,000 It's super creepy. 518 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,480 - ALL: - Trick or treat! 519 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,480 Hello, children. 520 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:51,880 Who wants to chew on one of my chocolate fingers? 521 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,240 Chopped from the hand of the man 522 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:59,040 they found DEAD in my freezer? 523 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,040 SHE LAUGHS MANIACALLY 524 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,080 THEY SCREAM 525 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,600 SHE COUGHS 526 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,600 Is she OK? 527 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Mrs Marigold. 528 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,240 Hello. Out of the way, please. Move! 529 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,960 Moses, you came back. 530 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,360 Dear lady, I have never been away. 531 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:20,920 I have been watching over your house, 532 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,680 keeping an eye on everyone who comes and goes. 533 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,840 Please wait. You can arrest me in one minute. 534 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,480 I must attend to Mrs Marigold. 535 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,400 OK. Yeah, yeah. OK, OK. 536 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,320 Lily... 537 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,080 Clary, phone an ambulance. 538 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,800 Dracula, go and get a chair. 539 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,160 And, zombie, a glass of water, please. 540 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,080 I have your angina spray. 541 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,560 Open wide. 542 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,920 Now close. 543 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,080 Oh, Moses, you're an angel. 544 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,680 I would not go that far. 545 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,200 But I am not a murderer. 546 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,600 Though someone amongst you definitely is. 547 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,280 So, everyone, please, be careful. 548 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,360 And happy Halloween. 549 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,400 Take your time. 550 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,280 Moses, can I have a word? Just this way. 551 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,360 Moses... 552 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,040 Mrs Marigold, you get some rest now. 553 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,040 OK, now we KNOW it wasn't Moses. 554 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,480 How do we know that? 555 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,520 Because he came back. I mean, I know he ran away to start with, 556 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,040 but he's on a temporary work visa. 557 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,240 He's terrified of getting into trouble. 558 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,120 OK. 559 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,280 So, was it Sammy? 560 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,960 Mr Law And Order turned vigilante... 561 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,640 Possibly. 562 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,000 Or...Sophie. 563 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,200 Won't rest until she has her own house. 564 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,160 KEYS RATTLE IN LOCK 565 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,600 Darlings. 566 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,400 Oh. You two. 567 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,120 What have you come as? 568 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,120 You look marvellous. 569 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,440 - Really? - Sophie, darling! 570 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,840 Sammy, darling! 571 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,240 Mwah! Mwah! 572 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,600 Now, how is the grand old lady? 573 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,280 Well, you know, Gran, she always pulls through. 574 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,960 I think we could all do with some liquid refreshment. 575 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,560 Hang on a minute. 576 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,840 Kettle on. 577 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,680 SHE SCOFFS 578 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,680 They need an app! 579 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,400 Ugh! 580 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,720 Do you want a hand? 581 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,720 You just... I think you just put it on the hob, like that. 582 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:39,680 And then turn that on. 583 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,040 - Yeah? - Oh. 584 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,120 It's one of those. 585 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,920 Bit before my time. 586 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,520 Hey, I really like your earrings. 587 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,160 Oh. Thank you. A little man in Marrakech runs them out for me. 588 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,120 I found one very similar to that just the other day. 589 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,000 Did you? Well, I lost one. Where did you find it? 590 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,040 Here. Upstairs. 591 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,600 Yeah, I found it the day I found the body in the freezer. 592 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,640 Mrs Marigold said she heard a woman scream, 593 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,360 and then silence. 594 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,120 That was you, wasn't it? 595 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,440 Oh, God! 596 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,000 You really are a clever little crimper. 597 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000 Ugh! I knew I'd get caught eventually. 598 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,800 Look, it's not something that I normally do. It's just... 599 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:31,560 Maybe it's this house - all the stuffed animals, raaaaah! 600 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,520 Turns me into a bit of an animal. 601 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,600 Yeah, well, we all do things, don't we, when we feel under threat. 602 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,480 I'll come with you and I'll talk to the police. 603 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,120 The police? I don't want them to know. 604 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,800 I've got a reputation to maintain! 605 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,840 - I'm sorry, what do you think you did? - Sorry? 606 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,840 Listen, you know the young man who's been working for my company? 607 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,720 - Yeah. - Work experience. 608 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:57,840 We have been getting on rather well, and my job has been to mentor him. 609 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,520 It's just that recently, I've started 610 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,440 mentoring his brains out. 611 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,800 Oh. Oh, I see. 612 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,760 I mean, you see, he lives with his dad 613 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,720 and I live with Mother, so there isn't really any for us 614 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:15,880 to go to get to know each other better, except... 615 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,280 KEYS JANGLE 616 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,000 ..estate agent. 617 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,640 - Yeah. - I do have rather a lot of keys. 618 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,520 Just must have got the dates wrong because I thought 619 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:31,040 it was her bingo day and we were upstairs cavorting, canoodling. 620 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:36,360 - BANGING - Get out! Get out of my house! 621 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,840 Hey, uh, did you just hear a woman screaming? 622 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,320 Yes, it was ME! 623 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:48,560 I know it was really unprofessional, but it just felt SO good. 624 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,960 OK, but did you see or hear anything suspicious? 625 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,480 No, I was not concentrating. 626 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,120 We just popped on our clothes and pegged it out the back door. 627 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,160 You won't tell anyone, will you? 628 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,640 I'll say no, but I'll be honest, I know myself... 629 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,960 - ..I think I probably will. - Oh! 630 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,680 But I'll change the names. 631 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,320 Can't believe no-one's guessed who we are. 632 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,760 So you don't think it was her, then? 633 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:20,240 No. I mean, she's done a lot of things, 634 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,120 but not murder. 635 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,800 It's so frustrating. 636 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,760 Every time you think you're getting close to it, 637 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,080 the rug gets pulled out from under you. 638 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,680 Rug. 639 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,400 Yeah, it's a figure of speech... 640 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,840 No, I know what it is. 641 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,400 When I found the body, 642 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,480 there was this manky old rug in front of the freezer, 643 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,200 and it definitely wasn't there the time before. 644 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,760 - Are you sure? - Positive. 645 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,560 Because when I was going home from work the other day, 646 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,920 I saw two people carrying a rolled-up rug. 647 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,440 What did they look like? 648 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,000 A mummy and a werewolf. 649 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,160 Hello. Would you like a hand? 650 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,400 Suit yourselves. 651 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,320 I thought it was something for Halloween. 652 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,280 - Clary... - Yeah. 653 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,040 - ..go and get Adam... - Yeah. 654 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,240 ..and tell him he might need backup. 655 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,720 Oh. What happened to Venetia? 656 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:18,160 Oh, she's gone to do some human resources troubleshooting. 657 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,320 Right. 658 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,520 - Curly Wurly? - Oh, no, I don't eat sugar. 659 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,560 - How about you? - Oh, no, I couldn't eat. 660 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,560 Right. No. Well, it's been a very intense few days, in't it? 661 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,480 - Mm-hm. - Yeah. 662 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,080 It feels like a month since you got down on one knee. 663 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,920 One of the happiest moments of my life. 664 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,760 It's funny how things can change. 665 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,280 Yeah. At the Halloween action meeting, you said that crime 666 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,160 changes people. 667 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,000 What did you mean by that? 668 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,640 - Um... - Lily, love, it's been a very long day. 669 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,440 Can we just sit in a moment of peace? 670 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,920 No, no, it's all right. 671 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:57,040 Um, it's just that crime, it makes you harder, 672 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,840 more on edge, 673 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,560 more suspicious. 674 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,400 That is exactly what's been puzzling me. 675 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,720 Yeah, because at the meeting, you suddenly said that you had to go. 676 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:09,720 Sorry. I've got a food delivery. I've got to run. 677 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:12,000 I love you. 678 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 I was just thinking, well, if that was me, 679 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,040 I would never leave at just that moment. 680 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,000 Not just to get my shopping. 681 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,480 So where did I go, then? 682 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,040 Drive-by shooting? Bank robbery? 683 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,320 SAMMY LAUGHS 684 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,000 If I were going to guess, 685 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,040 I would say that this wedding is keeping you going, isn't it? 686 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,320 And that man has cast a terrible shadow over. 687 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,960 It must have been so upsetting for you to think he was 688 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,760 still out and about. 689 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,400 So I'd guess... 690 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,720 ..that you laid a trap. 691 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,720 SHE COUGHS 692 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:49,360 - You all right? - No, I'm fine. - I'll get you some water. 693 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,160 No! Don't you dare leave me! 694 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,000 - You sure you don't want a boiled sweet? - No. 695 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,200 So you knew that half of Blossom Vale were going to be 696 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,320 at the meeting, and he would be out and about looking for easy pickings. 697 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,040 But how did you lure him to your house in particular? 698 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,360 I think it's to do with that smashed lamp. 699 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,480 SOPHIE COUGHS 700 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,480 - WHISPERS: - Shut up. 701 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,960 Come on, Sammy. Game's up. 702 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,720 Well, I mean, as you know, 703 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,600 I run the neighbourhood watch scheme, 704 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,800 telling people how not to be burgled. 705 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,960 Always make sure your front door is well lit. 706 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,080 Never leave a key under a flowerpot. 707 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,840 And I came to think, well, 708 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,720 what if I wanted to be burgled? 709 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,720 I'd just do the opposite. 710 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,400 So I smashed that street lamp... 711 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,000 ..knowing that the darkness 712 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,360 would lure our sticky-fingered friend to his fate. 713 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,560 And what was that fate? 714 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,040 Adam said he was covered in black dust. 715 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,480 You said that Sammy's house didn't have any central heating 716 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,120 and it was full of holes. 717 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,560 I think he stepped into one of them. 718 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,280 HE SHOUTS 719 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,440 Argh! 720 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,480 He fell down, down, down... 721 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,280 ..into - did you have a coal cellar? 722 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,240 Maybe he did. It's a shame he didn't carry on falling - 723 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,960 all the way to hell. 724 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,120 He'd have got more sympathy in hell. 725 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,120 But, guys, what was the plan? 726 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,960 What were you going to do? You were going to call the police? 727 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,880 Or were you just going to give him a talking-to? 728 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,080 I just wanted him to understand. 729 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,880 To know how much pain he caused us. 730 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,000 Oh, God. 731 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,640 Hi, there. 732 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,840 Please - you need to get me an ambulance. 733 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,600 Oh, I don't need to do anything. 734 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,000 Please, I'm in agony! 735 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,680 - Yeah. - Wait! No! 736 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,560 HE GROANS 737 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,120 Please. 738 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,480 I guess I could help you, but unfortunately, 739 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,400 I don't want to. 740 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 741 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,680 - You stay right there. - Argh! 742 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,600 Please. 743 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,440 I'm in so much pain. 744 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,520 - Please. - Well, then you know what it feels like to be me. 745 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,120 The girl who was never picked at the school disco. 746 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,360 I had no friends. 747 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,520 People used to tease me because my hands were so big. 748 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,160 And then one day I met someone wonderful, 749 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,760 and for the first time in my life, I was happy. 750 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,720 But that ring you stole, he was holding it 751 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,680 because he'd just asked me to marry him. 752 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,120 Poor bloke. 753 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,720 He wants to have his head examined! 754 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,000 SHE SCREAMS 755 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,360 Sorry. Sorry, I just... 756 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,680 I'm just feeling a little faint. 757 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,040 Ooh! 758 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,880 So now you've got the problem of the body. 759 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,200 Now, I've seen a few of those 760 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,000 and I know they go off quite quickly. 761 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 - We made it. Yeah. - To the left. To the left. 762 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,240 - Yeah. Ready? - Yeah. 763 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,800 But luckily, you've got access to a deep freeze 764 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,400 and a handy rug to carry him in. 765 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,280 THEY STRAIN 766 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,240 I'm no man's judge. 767 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,440 We've all dreamed of taking the law into our own hands, 768 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,920 but you just... You're never going to get away with it. 769 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,080 What? Well, why not? 770 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,720 Oh, come on. 771 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,440 The police are going to look at the door-cam footage, 772 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,040 then they're going to examine the rug and the body for DNA. 773 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,160 Yours is going to be all over them. 774 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,040 It just would be so much better if YOU went to THEM. 775 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,520 I know. 776 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,200 I'll go quietly. 777 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,680 It was all my idea. 778 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,880 I dragged Sophie into it and she begged me not to. 779 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,080 But it's all my fault. 780 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,040 What are you talking about? 781 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,000 No, it was all me. 782 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,360 You just said we should shove him in the cellar and get the police. 783 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,520 It was my idea to put an end to him. 784 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:10,200 Please, Sophie, you don't have to take all the blame. 785 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,200 - We did this together. - Yes, I know, 786 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,200 but one of us has got to go to prison. 787 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,000 If we both go, we might never see each other again. 788 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,440 - I see. - But if it's just me, well, you can come and visit me - 789 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,000 every day - and if I get a sympathetic governor, 790 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,560 well, we can even get married in prison. 791 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,760 Won't that be wonderful? 792 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,120 No...? 793 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,000 I mean, you can't still think we're really getting married. 794 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,600 Oh, why wouldn't I? You asked me, and I said yes. 795 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,120 - Yes, I do still love you. - Mm-hm? 796 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,400 But, I mean, it's really taken a shine off it. 797 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,840 What? 798 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,000 I just battered a man's brains out - for you! 799 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,320 - OK. - No, I will be walking up that aisle. 800 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,160 - No, no, no! - Even if I have to do it in handcuffs! 801 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,240 - Sophie, get off me. - No, no, no! Don't leave me! 802 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:01,800 Samuel Marigold, I'm arresting you on suspicion of assisting a murder. 803 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,040 SHE CRIES 804 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,040 Let her cry it out. 805 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:09,000 Sophie Sweetley, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. 806 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,160 CLOCK CHIMES 807 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,160 FANCY HORN SOUNDS 808 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,920 Please, slow down! Please! 809 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,960 THEY LAUGH 810 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,040 FANCY HORN SOUNDS 811 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,760 Mrs Marigold, please! 812 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,400 Mrs Marigold! 813 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,760 I got my chariot back! 814 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,360 Nothing can stop me now. 815 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,480 - Great. - Mrs Marigold, I do not mind you driving on the road, 816 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,320 but, please, stick to the left-hand side. 817 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,440 Spoilsport. 818 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,840 Hey, it's lovely to see you. Why don't you come into the warm? 819 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,680 - Oh. Yes, please. - Yeah? 820 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,800 So this is the salon. 821 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,600 Oh, I love this. 822 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,240 Oh, this is lovely. 823 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,280 Now, am I pleased to see you, because I went past your house 824 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,560 this morning and there was a For Sale sign. 825 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,160 Well, I hate to say it because I never liked her, 826 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,680 but Sophie was right about one thing - 827 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,080 that house was way too big for me. 828 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,840 So I am moving into a bijou bungalow... 829 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,080 - ..with Moses. - Oh, really? 830 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,960 I have thought about it long and hard, 831 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,000 but if we stick to a set of house rules, 832 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,600 we'll be able to get along. 833 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,000 THEY LAUGH 834 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,560 So could you take all this muck out of my hair? 835 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,840 Because I don't want to give him nightmares. 836 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,520 - Yes. - Oh, um... 837 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,640 Let me take your coat. 838 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,120 Might take some time, though. 839 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,920 Well, sure, I'm in no hurry. 840 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,240 Let's get that music up. 841 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,240 MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES 842 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,920 SINGING ALONG: I know you're gone, 843 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,640 844 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,520 happy times 845 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:55,080 846 00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:01,200 You're always in my heart... 847 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,440 - You dancing? - No idea what's going on. 848 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,200 You get used to it. 849 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,880 That's very good. 850 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,320 THEY LAUGH 851 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,040 852 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,560 853 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,200 854 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:20,800 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0